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The heart of it all, allegedly.

The heart of it all, allegedly.

Big Mayo Will Destroy Us All

thejerkstore:

I hate mayonnaise. I hate it, and I’ve hated it my entire life. But I can’t seem to escape it. You mayo-haters out there know what I mean. You walk into a restaurant, you order something and say, “but no mayo,” then when it’s delivered to you not only is there mayo on it, there is an OFFENSIVE amount of mayo on it

I second this entire post, and would like to add my own addendum regarding sour cream. I fucking hate sour cream. The sight of it induces disgust; the smell of it induces gagging; and the taste of it? Literally vomit. The problem is, I love Mexican food. Not fake-ass Americanized Mexican food, but the real shit. Sour cream is nowhere to be found. But that wasn’t good enough for you fat fucks, so you had to load everything with cheddar cheese and globs of rotten milk, and now I can’t escape the shit. You think getting mayo off of a sandwich is hard? Try getting sour cream off of anything. 

In conclusion, fuck you, sour cream. 



Not only do I not take offense to this post (see: my name), I endorse it. Sour cream and mayonnaise are amongst the most vile, disgusting things ever. 

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fishy:

thedisgruntledgradstudent:

missshirley:

rageissuesandballetshoes:

blackpoquedown:jellybeing:thedandyunderworld:

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

OMG….

the most beautiful thing ive ever seen

Ugly laughing.

Can you imagine being that squirrel though and just being like “WHAT IS THIS?”

SQUIRRELS.

A squirrel will win Ninja Warrior one day.

(via hammerito)

Middle Brother - Million Dollar Bill

Absurdly bigoted video: not news. Absurdly bigoted video ‘becom[ing] viral’: Featured News. Hm. Thanks, CNN.

Absurdly bigoted video: not news.

Absurdly bigoted video ‘becom[ing] viral’: Featured News.

Hm. Thanks, CNN.

I made a list of races that I want to run before I’m dead/unable to run because my knees implode. Bucket list. GET IT?!

I made a list of races that I want to run before I’m dead/unable to run because my knees implode.

Bucket list. GET IT?!

slowstates: From one of the many former Cleveland logans.  The article also makes a great distinction a couple of college athletic department PR folks could learn from: To that end, the success of any city brand campaign is dependent on how you go about it, that is: are you trying to be a thing or are you being it? The distinction is important, as nobody likes a fake, especially when the “brand” of the Rust Belt is about being as real as possible. Which is a funny prism to look at the recent Big Ten abandonment of competitive logic and constituent pleasing for the new conference slogan: OMG ROSE BOWL, a game that’s evolved well beyond anything it every meant to anyone anyway. What’s missing in the above quote is the issue of trying to be not who you are but who you were — the Rose Bowl was a very real thing at one time, but it’s been decades and besides two of your four premier brands are less connected to the game than Alabama. I love this slogan for Cleveland.

slowstates:

From one of the many former Cleveland logans.  The article also makes a great distinction a couple of college athletic department PR folks could learn from:

To that end, the success of any city brand campaign is dependent on how you go about it, that is: are you trying to be a thing or are you being it? The distinction is important, as nobody likes a fake, especially when the “brand” of the Rust Belt is about being as real as possible.

Which is a funny prism to look at the recent Big Ten abandonment of competitive logic and constituent pleasing for the new conference slogan: OMG ROSE BOWL, a game that’s evolved well beyond anything it every meant to anyone anyway.

What’s missing in the above quote is the issue of trying to be not who you are but who you were — the Rose Bowl was a very real thing at one time, but it’s been decades and besides two of your four premier brands are less connected to the game than Alabama.

I love this slogan for Cleveland.